Listening to: Mirrorball - Neil Young (1995).
Continuing the age old rivalry between pilots and their navigator/weapons system operators over who has the more important job:
I'm with stupid (linky)
The report gets its numbers a bit mixed up (its 1400 Kph, not Mph), and usual comment ignorance rules apply, but its a cracking shot nonetheless. Also 'Mach Loop' has nothing to do with speed; it is short for 'Machynlleth', a dedicated military low flying area in Wales, and source of many a spectacular photo (linky).