Back from a glorious road trip. Still disseminating and contemplating, including a definitive assessment of the correct pronounciation of "Hash Browns" and its usefulness as a dialectical tool for determining a speakers origin.
While I do that, in the meantime to entertain you, WellingtonGrey ponders a global pirates vs ninjas battle for world domination
Or if that link fails, try 'Laughing 2' on my links list.
'Laughing 1' is also well worth investigating.